Drabble: Approximately
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epiphanyx7Title: Approximately
Length: Drabble
Rating: all ages
"Oh, please, next you'll be telling me you've used Newtonian physics to calculate the gravitational constant," Sheldon scoffed, his voice marginally more condescending than usual.
"Sheldon," Leonard said. "It's a perfectly reasonable way of approximating--"
Sheldon's over-dramatic gasp and subsequent horrified sputtering drowned out the rest of Leonard's response. "How could you?" Sheldon demanded. "Leonard, you know that the special theory of relativity is by far the superior predictor, and by the way, simple calculations like that you ought to be able to do in your head. Like me."
"We're drinking, Sheldon!" Leonard protested, gesturing towards the almost untouched beer in his hand.
"Uh, guys," Penny said, putting down her Mojito. "I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds boring. Sheldon, weren't you working on like a new way to see if a worm was in a hole? Can we talk about that?"
"Wormholes have nothing to do with actual worms!" Sheldon yelled.
Length: Drabble
Rating: all ages
"Oh, please, next you'll be telling me you've used Newtonian physics to calculate the gravitational constant," Sheldon scoffed, his voice marginally more condescending than usual.
"Sheldon," Leonard said. "It's a perfectly reasonable way of approximating--"
Sheldon's over-dramatic gasp and subsequent horrified sputtering drowned out the rest of Leonard's response. "How could you?" Sheldon demanded. "Leonard, you know that the special theory of relativity is by far the superior predictor, and by the way, simple calculations like that you ought to be able to do in your head. Like me."
"We're drinking, Sheldon!" Leonard protested, gesturing towards the almost untouched beer in his hand.
"Uh, guys," Penny said, putting down her Mojito. "I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds boring. Sheldon, weren't you working on like a new way to see if a worm was in a hole? Can we talk about that?"
"Wormholes have nothing to do with actual worms!" Sheldon yelled.