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Fandom: Battlestar Galactica

One-Shots
I'll Come Back (When You Call Me): NC-17 (~1314) - Complete - Written for the Five Acts meme. "Is there anything else that I can do for you, Mr. President?" Felix asks. 

Fandom: Ben 10 

One-Shots
Go It Alone: G (~1828) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Coming of Age. "I don't care what this test is," Ken said fiercely. "Because I'm going to pass it, I'm going to prove my merit to you -- and then I'm going to get my friend back," and saying it out loud really did make him feel better.

Fandom: Big Bang Theory

Drabbles
Approximately: PG - Leonard, Sheldon, Penny

Fandom: Cardcaptor Sakura

One-Shots
Mirror, Mirror: PG-13 (~559) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Doppelgangers, Clones & Evil Doubles.He's used to seeing things that other people can't, although something about this one is different. He knows his bratty little sister, though, and this thing wearing her face is not her. It's pretty good at pretending to be, though.
                    Bonus: Mirror, Mirror: Podficced by Rhea314/ pi. 

Fandom: Chicago

One-Shots
Triumph: PG (~667) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Roxie Hart/Velma Kelly, Humiliation (Public). They may have to work together for now, but Roxie Hart is the star - and Velma's far more attractive when she's been put in her place.

Fandom: Chuck

One-Shots
...And Pain, and Loss, and Suffering: R (~951) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Dystopias. It isn't until they drag his sister in, a mottled bruise covering half her face and tears running down her cheeks, that Chuck understands just how fucked up things have becomeWarning: Character Death(!)
In The Car: PG (~729) - Complete - [Written for a midnightwriting challenge] Chuck's job was to stay in the freaking car.

Fandom: Dexter

One-Shots
Attention Span: G (720) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Second Person Narration. The first time you meet Dexter Morgan, you can't help but fall a little bit in love with him.

Fandom: Enchanted

Drabbles
All About the Music: PG-13 - Robert/Giselle, Other

Fandom: Entourage

Drabbles
Victory: PG-13 - Eric, Vince, Turtle

One-Shots
Between Your Hips: NC-17 (~755) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Eric/Vince, Facials. E groans, thrusts up, muscles in his thighs trembling. “Jesus,” he says. “Vince,”

Fandom: Firefly

Drabbles
Hotel: PG - Simon/Kaylee, Jayne
Just a Thing: PG - Mal, River
Like a Prince: PG - Simon, Jayne
Protective: PG - Mal, Jayne, Other
Shoulda Known: PG - Simon, Kaylee

One-Shots
Simon Says: R (~1 621) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Simon/Jayne, Collars. "It's about control," Simon says, shrugging out of his vest. "It's about giving up control - and..." he finally undoes the stupid necktie, rubs at the red marks where the fabric had dug into his skin.
Taste of Your Lips: R (~1867) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Simon/Jayne, Food. "Do you want to taste?" Simon asks, eyes still shut. His face is relaxed and open, lips stained red with juice.
                    Bonus: Taste of Your Lips: Podficced by Rhea314. 
Whispered: PG-13 (~932) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Telepathy. River & Ensemble, Gen. Inara's thoughts are strong, sure, the steady stretch into an arabesque - practiced and certain, every time.
                    Bonus: Whispered: Podficced by sunspot.
                    Bonus: Whispered: Podficced by Rhea314. 

Fandom: Good Omens

One-Shots
Divine Intervention: NC-17 (~537) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Aziraphale/Crowley. Orgasm Denial/Control. "Not yet," the angel murmurs, chiding softly. "Patience is a virtue, Crowley."
                    Bonus: Divine Intervention: Podficced by Rhea314 (4:34)

Fandom: G.I. Joe

One-Shots
Bang Bang: R (1170) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Ripcord/Scarlett. Gunplay. He swings the weapon up, bracing himself as he fires -- fucking obliterates the target in one shot, the sheer force of the bullet leaving the chamber sends him skidding backwards. God.

Fandom: Galaxy Quest

One-Shots
One More Reason: PG-13 (746) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Fred Kwan/Laliari. Tentacles. And yeah, sure, he had fallen in love with Laliari because she was a beautiful person. That was what love is, after all, but he still didn't understand why everyone else didn't see how beautiful she was.

Fandom: Gravitation

One-Shots
Lay Where You're Laying: I Know They're Watching: NC-17 (~1946) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Shuichi/Yuki, Exhibitionism. It was something about the stage lights, the mic in his hand, and way his clothes would suddenly fit just right, and Shuichi knew that he was amazing, he was fantastic, that the people in the crowd were there to see him even if they didn't know it yet. // And they were going to love him. Note: image at the end.

Fandom: Harry Potter

Drabbles
And Damn the Consequences: PG - Ron, Hermione
Practice: PG - Ron, Hermione
Takeback: PG - Draco, other
St. Valentine's: PG - Percy/Oliver
                    Bonus: St. Valentine's PODFIC, by Diane_mckay

One-Shots
Blood Feud: R (~17 000) - Unfinished and Abandoned - Draco carefully cradled the girl’s body against his. He had covered her with his robe, which unfortunately didn’t cover the fact that she had been beaten severely, so her face was so swollen none of her facial features could be discerned underneath the bruises. No Longer Online.
Breathe Deeply: PG-13 (~1500) - Complete - I hope they suffer. Not only in the next life, but in this life as well: Sleepless nights and tortured days, I hope ever second is agony and the guilt burns their minds and brands itself on their core, and when they die the gods will look down on them, and realize that brand marks them as evilNo Longer Online.
Broom Closets and Redheads (Ginny's Mistake): NC-17 (~4027) - Complete - Ginny couldn't breathe, he had stolen her breath moments ago when he had pulled her into the closet, and she was surviving on his kisses, not on oxygen.
Full Moon: PG-13 (~700) - Complete - The sky was black, and a silvery mist hung in the air, just above the far horizon. The boy still stood, he hadn't moved for hours, back when he had first returned to face the inevitableNo Longer Online.
Isolation: PG-13 (~1100) - Complete - As boys, they were all the best of friends. James, Remus, Sirius, and him were inseparable, for that first year when they were all experiencing their powers and exploring the grounds of their new schoolNo Longer Online.
Sometimes: PG (~1200) - Complete - Mostly she doesn't even notice if he's in the room or not, but sometimes he can't escape her notice. Sometimes, her eyes are simply drawn towards him, and so to keep from going crazy trying to pay attention to something else, she watches himNo Longer Online.

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Fanvids
Touched: PG-13 (3:19) Kono is fucking badass, yo.
Unobtrusively Badass: PG-13 (3:31) Kono is fucking awesome, yo. 

Fandom: Heroes

Drabbles
Flight: PG - Claire

Fandom: High School Musical 

One-Shots
Filthy: R (~1 372) - Complete - [[Chad/Ryan]] He wanted Ryan filthy, covered in dirt and grit and sweat. He wanted Ryan to stop being so fucking immaculate, with his shirts tucked in and his slacks pressed and ironed. Chad wanted - he wanted to muss Ryan's hair, to smear dirt on his skin, wrinkle his clothes and bruise his skin.
Jazz Hands: PG-13 (~5 848) - Complete - [[Chad/Ryan]] "If you can get through my Jazz class without collapsing on the floor, crying, or curling up into the fetal position, I will give you a thousand dollars."
Lethe: PG-13 (1515) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Woke Up In Bed Together. [[Chad/Ryan implied.]]But if he'd gone to sleep on the couch, how did he wake up in bed with a barely-dressed and artistically touselled Ryan Evans?
Notebook Paper: PG-13 (1510) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Secret Admirers. Look, everyone gets it, okay, you don't have to go crazy reminding us all how fucking gorgeous you are. It's distracting. How the holy hell is a guy supposed to concentrate on algebra if all I want to do is kiss you senseless?
Sparkle: PG-13 (~2649) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Character Study. Chad, Chad/Ryan UST. Chad knew how important it was to pretend. And that was why he never looked at Troy in the locker room, and he always rolled his eyes and laughed it off if someone said that he was gay.
Stick to the Status Quo
: PG (~293) - Standalone - "That invitation was only for the prettier Evans twin."
The Load Out: R (~719) - Complete - Written for the Five Acts meme. "You know what I love the most about you?" Ryan whispered. 
Zombie Tuesdays: R (~2831) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Zombies. [[Gen, Troy/Gabriella, hints at past Chad/Jason.]] On Tuesdays the guys leave the bunker for a few hours, to find more gas and other supplies to get them through another week. Chad is really starting to hate Tuesdays.

Fandom: Homer's Illiad

One-Shots
A Mortal Man: PG-13 (1036) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Scars. Achilles/Patroclus. It is on Patroclus' body that the tale of their battles together is painted. His skin is a map of scars, of old wounds and new ones, lines carved into the canvas of his body. His life can be told in increments by the layers of scars on his body, and Achilles his brother-in-arms remembers his own life by the scars his dear Patroclus bears.

Fandom: Inception

Fanvids
It's Over Tonight: PG-13 (3:58) BAMF!Arthur. Gen. "And I can't believe how I've been wasting my time... In 24 hours they'll be laying flowers on my life, it's over tonight..."
 

Fandom: Jennifer Cruisie Novels

One-Shots
These Glass Slippers: R (~1042) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Min/Cal, Foot Fetish. "You are not going to suck on my toes," Min said, outraged, a minute later, when Calvin bent down to pay homage to his new favourite pair of shoes. For the novel "Bet Me".

Fandom: Least I Could Do (Webcomic)

One-Shots
Anything She Can Do, Sean Can Do Better: NC-17 (~1383) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Rayne/OMG, Rimming/Felching. Being fake-gay is awesome. He's fairly certain that Sean is his favourite person in the world, so he looks at him and says, half-jokingly, "I'm thinking about kissing you right now."

Fandom: Merlin

Drabbles
After: PG - Merlin & Arthur, implied character death. 
Broken: PG-13 - Uther, Morgana [Written for a midnightwriting challenge.] 
Freeze Frame: PG - Merlin, Gaius
Heat Wave: PG - Merlin, Arthur
Ought to Have Learned By Now: PG - Gawain, Owain, Others
Left in Darkness: PG - Arthur (Coda to 1x04 The Poisoned Chalice)
Poetry vs. Prose: PG - Merlin, Arthur
Practice Makes Perfect: PG - AU - Gwen, Merlin, Lancelot
Remember You: PG - AU/Reincarnation - Arthur, Percival

One-Shots
A Bird In A Gilded Cage: PG-13 (~4630) - Complete - [[Uther/Morgana, angst, violence, spoilers up to 2x03.]] She's only a bird in a gilded cage, a beautiful sight to see. You may think she's happy and free from care, she's not, though she seems to be. 'Tis sad when you think of her wasted life, for youth cannot mate with age; and her beauty was sold for an old man's gold, she's a bird in a gilded cage.
Not Just a River in Egypt: PG-13 (~4799) - Complete - It looked like - well, if he didn't know better - if it had beenanyone but Merlin, that is, Arthur would have thought that it was sorcery. But, the thing was, this was Merlin.
Untitled Smutlet One: NC-17 (~1109) - Complete - Merlin took two steps forward, landing firmly in Arthur's personal space, and dropped to his knees.
Untitled Smutlet Two: NC-17 (~204) - Complete - This was either a sequel to the other one, or not.
Untitled Smutlet Three: NC-17 (~767) - Complete - Yet another one, loosely connected. I think I have a problem. It'sinfuriating, the way Merlin never says no, never turns him down, he just looks back at Arthur with his impossibly dark eyes and says "Yes," and then again, later, gasps, "yes."
I Broke ApartNC-17 (~777) - Complete - When it breaks, it shatters
In a Sigh: R (~1000) - Incomplete - A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Inevitable. Destiny. PG-13 (~900) - Complete - He was, quite obviously, dead. And wasn't that just bloody perfect. What in the bloody sodding hell was Merlin supposed to do now? Warning: Character Death(!)
La Vie En Rose: NC-17 (~1129) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Arthur/Merlin, Roleplay/AU (historical)."Ordering me around all the time--- telling me to polish your sword," which was so funny he started giggling, tiny hiccuping laughs into Arthur's mouth. Note: Modern AU.
Zero to Sixty in 3.5: NC-17 (~1491) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Arthur/Merlin, Vehicular - centre square. This was the most beautiful car in the world, shiny and red and so sleek and smooth Arthur wanted to lick it. If he paid enough money, he could probably have laws changed so that he could marry this car.
Practically Married: PG (~2464) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Everyone Thinks We're Doing It. Arthur/Merlin implied, Arthur/Merlin friendship. Merlin never slept in the guest room, and he refused to until Arthur made good on his promise to replace the mattress with something that didn't kill his back.
Secrets: PG-13 (1035) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Truth Spells/Serums/Drugs. Merlin/Arthur UST. "I can't lie to you," his traitorous mouth said, instead, and then Merlin wished for the ground to open up and swallow him. It didn't.
Out of Control: PG-13 (~2450) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Posession/Mind Control. Merlin/Arthur.Merlin tries to pretend that he's dreaming, that the evil spirit possessing his body is not lying to Arthur with Merlin's lips, telling him the words that should be coming from Merlin, words that Arthur apparently wants to hear. Warning: hints of dub-con.
Out of Control (la version française): PG-13 (~2763) - Traduction : benebu, septembre/octobre 2009. Merlin essaie de prétendre qu’il rêve, que l’Esprit Maléfique qui a pris possession son corps ne ment pas à Arthur avec les lèvres de Merlin, lui disant les mots que Merlin devrait dire, des mots qu’apparemment Arthur a envie d’entendre.Avertissements: Langage, mentions de sexe, allusions à du dub-con.
Guinevere, Arthur, and the Black Knight: PG-13 (~3087) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Fusion with another Fandom. Cardcaptor!Gwen AU. Everyone/Merlin, Arthur/Merlin implied. Just then, she felt a tiny, electric tingle, a familiar whoosh of vertigo that made her heart beat faster, her breath hitch, and left her skin suddenly feeling raw and too-sensitive. She automatically turned to Lancelot to gauge his reaction -- he caught her eye, his expression intent and serious. "Clow Card," he mouthed, and Gwen nodded back at him tersely.

Chaptered

Dream With Everything: PG-13 - Ongoing - Girl!Arthur AU. "You shall be awarded a position in the royal household!" Uther says, smiling. "You shall be - Princess Igraine's footman!" And he sweeps off in a majestic swirl of his cloak, off to do kingly things, and leaves Igraine in his wake, her mouth opening and closing in horror
1. The Dragon's Call (~2015)
2. Valiant (~1821)

Fandom: Metalocalypse

Drabbles
Comparatively Speaking, of Course: PG-13 - Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles the Drummer, William Murderface
Hangover: PG - Toki Wartooth, Pickles the Drummer

One-Shots
How the Members of Dethklok Lost Their Virginity: R (~694) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Toki/Other, Nathan/OFC, Skwisgaar/OFC, Murderface/OFC, Pickles/OMC; Virginity/Celibacy. Nathan lost his virginity on the family room couch, flat on his back with one foot pressed onto the floor.
Tequila Sunrise: NC-17 (~1793) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Toki/Skwisgaar one-sided, Deepthroating. But Toki wants Skwisgaar, wants him fiercely and savagely, which makes everything strange and horrible even though the world is covered in a pinkish haze of tequila and sleep deprivation.
The Boys and Their Toys: PG-13 (~1902) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Androids & Robots. "Thats thing is scaries," Toki said, clearly showing that he was off his rocker. He liked Dr. Rockso, the Rock and Roll Clown (who Does Cocaine), he should have been completely unfazed by a robot doll that looked sort of like a mutated corpse.
Try, Try Again: NC-17 (~1241) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Pickles Solo, Unusual/Extreme Positions.He could totally go for a blowjob right now.

Fandom: Om Shanti Om

Drabbles
Aftermath: PG - Om, Pappu
It Was Wonderful: PG - Om, Pappu

Fanvids
Lay Me To Sleep: PG (1:34) Just promise one thing... kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

Fandom: Push

One-Shots
Butterfly Collection: PG-13 (718) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Victor/Nick, Suspension. 
Pinned to the wall, Nick is like a rare butterfly on display, spread-eagled with invisible pushpins through his limbs.Warning: Non-Con implied.

Fandom: Real Person

Fanvids
Hello Tomorrow: PG-13 (1:07) Lady Gaga... and Taylor Swift. True Love.

Fandom: Screech Owls

One-Shots
Slava's Excellent Adventure: PG (~1693) - Complete - One would think that, after the events that had unfolded in Sweden, Slava would have learned his lesson.
Dmitri's Excellent Adventure: PG (~1953) - Complete - Companion/Sequel to "Slava's Excellent Adventure".Contrary to all logic and reason, Dmitri was having fun.
... And Call Him George: PG-13 (~1207) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Magical Creatures. Liz stared at them. "Wait, do you guys actually believe him?" She asked, incredulous. "I mean, Nish just ran in here yelling 'Dragon' and you're actually going to believe him?

Fandom: Sherlock (2010)

Fanvids
Sleep With One Eye Open: PG-13 (2:26) Hush little baby don't say a word, and never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed --- In your closet, in your head!

 
Fandom: Sky High

Drabbles
Flight School: PG - Will, Others
Street Lamp: PG - Zach, Magenta

One-Shots
Coming Closer: NC-17 (~1257) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Warren/Layla, Facials. The first time Layla sucked him off, Warren came with his hand in her smooth red hair, eyes squeezed shut and the thought Stronghold is going to murder me emblazoned in his mind.
Jealous of Your Cigarette: PG-13 (~856) - Complete - [Written for a midnightwriting challenge.] "You wanna drag?" Warren offers. He takes the cigarette out of his mouth with his free hand, offers it up. "I promise not to tell."

Fandom: Smallville

Drabbles
Bet Your Life: PG - Lex, Clark
Lite: PG - Clark, Pete
Practice Makes Perfect
: PG - RWR - Lex, Clark
Time of Your Life: PG - Lex, Chloe

Fandom: Spiderman Movie 'verse

One-Shots
I Will Make You Hurt: NC-17 (~2434) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Venom/Spiderman; Suspension, Bondage (immobility), Double Penetration (one hole), Collars. When Mary Jane was alive, Peter had begged a lot. He cried. He'd screamed. Nothing helped. Warnings: Non-Con, Slave!fic, mentions of torture, suicidal thoughts, and death of a canon character.

Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation

Drabbles
Proper Mud: PG - Worf, Deanna Troi, Lwaxana Troi, Alexander Rozhenko. (Coda to 5x20 Cost of Living)

One-Shots
First of Many: NC-17 (~1704) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Wesley Crusher/Joshua Albert, Bondage (wrist restraints). Wesley wondered how much it would take, to have Josh writhing and begging beneath him, but for now he wasn't about to wait and find out. "I'm going to tie you up," He said.

Fandom: Star Trek (Reboot)

One-Shots
Get Me Through This: R (~3040) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Pavel Chekov/Leonard McCoy, Medical Play. "Stay down," Bones shoved him, one hand spread over Pavel's chest, holding him in place. "You can sit up when I tell you to sit up,"
Making Momma So Proud: PG-13 (~1546) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Age Regression. Gen. "The probability of a beam resulting in a reduction of age in addition to comparable memory loss is highly unlikely, Captain." Mini-Spock says seriously.
Misery Business: R (~4998) - Complete/Stands Alone - Gen. To date, Jim's longest successful relationship post-puberty has been with Lieutenant Uhura, who so far has still neglected to tell him her first name (finding out second-hand doesn't really count, so Jim is still asking her); their relationship isn't really the kind he should even count, since he hasn't had sex with her. Yet.
Phallic Symbolism: NC-17 (~1549) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. James T Kirk/ Leonard McCoy, Object Penetration (Unusual Objects). "Would it even fit?" He wondered aloud, because like, yeah, it was shaped like a cock but sort of bigger, and he hadn't really seen any dildos that big either, not that he looked a dildos a lot, but like, he'd encountered them or whatever.
Xenophilia: NC-17 (~2338) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. James T Kirk/Others, Bondage (Immobility)."If you die from complications arising from a sexually transmitted disease after partaking in an orgy with a large number of alien women," Bones begins, steepling his fingers as he talks. "If that is how you are destined to die, Jim, I am not going to lie to your mother about it."
 

Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis

Drabbles
Actually, He Will: PG - Evan Lorne, David Parish
Know the Score: PG-13 - Evan Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Chuck-the-Gate-Tech
Leave it On: PG-15 - John Sheppard / Rodney McKay
Ninja Skills: PG - Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
One Piece at a Time: PG - John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Winchester Brothers: PG - John Sheppard, Rodney McKay

One-Shots
A Symphony in Starlight: PG-13 (~4202) - Complete - Dr. Rodney McKay, astrophysicist, so full of music that sometimes it hurts. He can hear symphonies in his head, can hear the music of the stars and the universe playing in tandem to his lone piano on this lonely, lonely planet.
Aliens Made Them... Hula Hoop? PG-13(~2402) - Complete - "Come on, Colonel McSlinky, just join their hula-hooping contest and let the nice aliens see how much we value their customs.
Do Not Mock the Children of the Night: R (~1337) - Complete - “Why the hell would you want to be a vampire? You clearly aren’t even wearing sunscreen. Isn’t sunlight supposed to preclude your inevitably messy, painful, and probably foul-smelling death?"
Grapefruit-Flavoured Doom: PG-13 (~3321) - Complete - "---as if my life-threatening allergy wasn't bad enough, it's time to tempt fate, isn't it?"
I, Rodney: PG-13 (~1984) - Abandoned - John is the military commander of the lost city of Atlantis. Rodney is a robot. (No, really.) 
In Which Sheppard Sulks: PG-13 (~393) - Complete - Vampire!John - Oh, god, could he be any more of a walking undead cliché?
Multiply By Four (And You'll Get One): PG-13 (~4336) - Complete - P2R-711 had been so calm, so peaceful, right up until the time the natives had accidentally duplicated Sheppard, handing the results all over to Rodney and apologizing profusely, because even Ronon could count to four and realize that four was three too manySheppards.
Run, Fight, Win
: PG-13 (1050) - Stands Alone - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. High School/College AU. As amusing as Rodney’s incessant tirades on the game being a pale imitation of war, the rants on the homoerotic tendencies of the players, and his arguments about stereotypical male aggression had all been, the game had a simplistic beauty that John just couldn’t give up on.
Say No To Velociraptors: R (~6571) - Complete - “You should probably take a deep breath,” Ronon says.
Sense of... Olfaction: PG (~842) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Sensory Deprivation. Gen. It's just that with his nose stuffed up with cotton, breathing exclusively through his mouth, the meal in front of him tasted like Teyla's grain-paste porridge.
Sensitive: NC-17 (~650) - Complete - The first tentative lick made Rodney gasp and arch underneath him, so John decided that was probably a good thing and did it again.
Take it Off: PG-13 (~603) - Complete - Time slowed down when Ronon took his shirt off.
The Third Time:
 R (~2966) - Complete - SG-1 Crossover - The third time Jackson stops breathing, John shouts himself hoarse in between compressing the other man’s chest, forcing air into his lungs over and over again.
Untitled: R (~800) - Incomplete - This is a very badly written fic.
Under Pressure
: PG-13 (~842) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Quarantine. Gen.

Chaptered
Continuity (SGA Drabbles): PG (~150) - No Longer Online.
Dr. Moyers, Neuroscientist * : PG-13 (~17 000) - In Progress - "When I wake up tomorrow, it will be to a mass of bruises on my ribcage and around my throat." She says, to herself. "I look as if I got into a fight with a python, and lost."
No Turning Back: R (~18 000) - In Progress - Teen!AU. 
[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three] [Part Four] [Part Five] [Epilogue]

Series
The Fallen:
1. Throw Himself Into the Sky: PG (~4289) - Complete - “I could be a demon, too, if I wanted to.” Rodney confided.
2. Can't Keep a Good Man Down: R (~10 000) - IN PROGRESS, UNPOSTED He winked - and if that wasn't completely irresponsible behaviour for one of heaven's Exalted, John didn't know what was - and then he pumped his wings once, twice, and was gone.
3. Sacrifice/Victory: PG-13
4. Apocalypse, Now!: R
5. Seventy Times Seven: R

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1

One-Shots
Daniel Jackson, Boy Genius: PG-13 (~2000) - Incomplete - Age Regression! Series of drabbles, unfinished. Daniel sulks, but he does it the way an adult would sulk – he looks away and capitulates. It’s kind of sad, but Sam wishes that he’d pout and maybe cry. Maybe if he did, that would make this entire situation easier to deal with.
We're Never Gonna Quit: NC-17(~903) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2008. Daniel/Vala, Rough Sex. Daniel wishes she wouldn't always try and look like a fucking whore.
Plugged Me Into You: NC-17 (~1444) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Daniel/Daniel, Electricity. Daniel can remember being hungry, but it was never like this before.
The Girl's a Super Freak: R (~635) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Daniel/Vala, Roleplay/AU (Authority Figures). It's the kind of skirt that heterosexual men have detailed erotic dreams about and never expect to see in real life, and Daniel is having a hard time paying attention to the fact that this is Vala, and she's in his office, and she's dressed up like the porn star version a naughty Catholic schoolgirl. Note: image at the end.
Won't Feel So Alone: PG-13 (~1771) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Families. Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Charlie O'Neill, Gen. "Eleven years ago, your son accidentally shot himself with a loaded 9 millimeter he found in your closet—" "All right. Stop it right there. My kid is fine. He's at home, and he's fine! What the hell's wrong with you?"

Fandom: Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

One-Shots
Let's Do Lunch: NC-17 (~1400) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Tom Jeter/Jack Rudolph, Sex Toys Worn Under Clothing. "I can think of at least one really, really important thing that you need to do down that the Studio." "Oh?" "Me,"
Mr. Fix-It: R (~4 438) - Complete - [[Post-series: Tom/Lucy, Simon/Darius, mentions of Matt/Harriet, Dylan/Alex, and Danny/Jordan.]] It isn't even surprising, actually, that somehow in between Simon apologising to the Media, Jordan having a baby, and Matt and Harry finally getting together, that everything had also managed to fall apart.
The Ambush: NC-17 (~937) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Tom Jeter/Simon Stiles, Nippleplay. Simon doesn't even have time to say "What the hell," before Tom's got him backed up against the door, trapped and cornered.
Things Not to Say: NC-17 (~650) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Tom Jeter/Jack Rudolph, Spanking/Paddling. Hi, Mom, this is Jack, I like it when he bends me over his desk and spanks me.
What Happens in Vegas Hawaii: PG-13 (~1458) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Vacations & Holi Tom/Lucy, Tom/Simon. And yet, if she'd only kept her big mouth shut, she would be lounging on the beach in a string bikini, acquainting herself with a gorgeous young woman with interesting stories to tell and a similar taste for champagne and other fizzy drinks.

Fandom: Superman Movie 'verse

Fanart
Beautiful When Broken: PG-13, Watercolour. Created for Kink Bingo 2009. Lex Luthor/Superman, Painplay (other) = Kryptonite.

One-Shots
The Adventures of Lois Lane, Intrepid Reporter: PG-13 (~5310) - Complete - Oh god, Lois thinks. The kid is slobbering all over Armani. "We need to rescue that child," She tells Jimmy, "Before Luthor has her killed."
 
Fandom: Supernatural

Drabbles
End of the Tunnel: PG - Sam, Dean
Sam Winchester's Diary: PG-13 - Sam, Dean

Fanvids
Castiel Mini!Vid: PG (0:37) BAMF!Castiel, Gen. Gift for sparrowshellcat. 
This is Not Our Fate: PG-13 (3:33) Gabriel/Kali, a.k.a. "Gabriel the Destroyer". He'll do anything, for her. Even fight. Even kill. 
Warrior of God: PG-13 (5:20) "Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I'm a soldier." An homage to Castiel, because he is amazing and awesome in every way, and we should show him some respect.

One-Shots
A Little Taste of Heaven: NC-17 (~1896) - Complete - [Written for a midnightwriting challenge.] How could anyone not want Cas? Warnings: Dub-Con/Non-Con.
An Easy Touch: R (~2492) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Dean Winchester/Mirra Koshi (OFC), Hand Fetish. She's well acquainted with his hands, having had to hold them as they ran for their fucking lives (eight times and counting). His hands have held her up, dragged her back from the edge of a precipice (twice), his hands have also squeezed bruises into her arms, holding on far too tightly (just the once, but that was enough).
Card Captor Sam(antha): PG-13 (~971) - Complete - [Written for a midnightwriting challenge.] Sam fucking Hates the Trickster.
Closer to Heaven and Closer to You: R (~11 123) - Complete - [Sam/Castiel, Written for sunspot , Christmas 2009.]Castiel is an angel. And angels don't have emotions.
Devil's Dance: R (~5748) - Standalone - He's right, too. He's been on stage for thirty seconds and the panel is staring at him with cold, expressionless eyes, and Dean wishes he were up against a werewolf or a Wendigo, something he knew how to fight. He stands in his sweats and his bare feet and thinks, well, fuck them, anyway.
Do You think This Photoshopped Picture Looks Like a Typical Dromaeosaurid?: R (~979) - Complete - [Written for sunspot's birthday. Raptor!Castiel.] "Dean, it's a freaking dinosaur."
Drugs (Are Bad): R (~2139) - Complete - Sam tries not to look, tries not to think about Dean’s throat. He doesn’t think about Dean licking his lips. He doesn’t think about anythingWarning: incest.
Falter: NC-17 (~564) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Dean Winchester/John Winchester, Consent Play. Warnings: Dub-Con/Non-Con, sex with a minor, incest.
Five Four Supernatural AUs I'm Totally Not Writing (And these titles are all from "Amazing Grace" because I'm awesome.)
  1. Was Lost, But Now: PG-13 (~564) - Standalone - Castiel doesn't wear jeans, he doesn't wear t-shirts. It hadn't even suited Jimmy Novak all that well, and this is -- disconcerting. Not only the several days' worth of stubble, the hair plastered to his head by rain and ice and snow, but the gaunt figure. He looks all wrong, but Dean knows in his heart -- there's a part of him that twists and wrenches at it, deep in his chest -- it's still Castiel.
  2. My Shield and Portion Be: R (~2224) - Standalone - There's blood everywhere, running down his arms and back in bright red rivulets. It's soaking into his clothing, the shredded scraps of fabric clinging to his skin, and Dean is uncomfortably reminded of having his own flesh torn apart, bones crunching loudly and --
  3. How Precious: R (~541) - Standalone - Cas tastes like mint and honey and he jerks backward, when Sam kisses him.
  4. As Long As Life Endures (or, Don't Be Like That, Baby, You Love Me Because It Hurts So Good): R (~322) -"Dad was right," Dean says, and he sounds very, very young. "I should have killed you, Sammy."
Hit That: PG-13 (~1262) - Complete - Dean isn't imagining the way Castiel is looking shiftier and shiftier. "You would have her sin, regardless," Castiel says, after a long minute of uncomfortable silences and accusatory glares. "Would it not be better for her to choose love?"
I'm Glad We Had This Talk: PG-13 (~896) - Complete - [Written for sunspot] Dean and Sam have a very serious conversation about love and sexuality. (In true Winchester style). "When a man and an angel love each other very much," he says grimly, loudly enough that a few heads in the diner turn to look at him.
Righteous Man: R (~607) - Standalone - That's not Dean's baby sister, and he fucking knows it. 
Secret Aaaaaangel Man!: PG-13 (~1780) - Complete - [Written for sunspot] "I already taught you to shave, Sammy," Dean yelled over his shoulder. "I taught myself to shave, I taught you to shave, this time it is your turn!" and he slammed the door behind him.
Sex and Candy: NC-17 (~1339) - Complete - Written for the Five Acts meme. Letting Gabriel kidnap him was a bad idea in the first place, but letting Gabriel kidnap him, undress him, and then hold him down with the power of his brain seemed kind of irresponsible.
Tearing You Asunder: NC-17 (~2391) - Complete [Sam/Castiel, written for sunspot] "I expected you to fight," Castiel replies, his voice stern. "Can you fight me, Samuel?"
The Lie-Smith: R (~2724) - Complete [Trickster/Kali] She meets him on a battlefield.
Words Get In the Way: R (~3014) - Complete - [[Jo/Castiel, coda to 5x10]] "So, I guess we're going to die now," Jo says. "Not until tomorrow," Castiel disagrees patiently. "We have tonight to live."

Chaptered/Longer Stories
And Grace Will Lead Me Home: R (~45 000) - Complete - [[Gabriel/Sam/Castiel/Dean, AU after 5x10]] co-written with sunspot for the 2009 au_bigbang.

Sam holds on as long as he can, because he doesn't want to leave Cas alone. The angel -- and he is still an angel, despite everything, despite his betrayal, despite his conviction, despite his choice to carve out a place in the cosmic order for humans to stay and fight for their own existence.

But three years of increasingly hopeless cancer treatments have taken their toll, and some things cannot be overcome by willpower alone
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Extras/BonusesDeleted Scenes/Additional stories in the 'Grace Verse:
  1. And Grace Will Lead Me (Home): PG-13 (~735) - Standalone - Castiel was alone, for the first time.
  2. And Grace Will Lead Me (Home): Podficced by sunspot. PG-13 ()
  3. How Sweet The Sound: PG (~366) - Standalone - Dean, this new version of Dean, laughs a lot, something that Castiel is not used to.
  4. T'was Grace: PG-13 (~1478) - Complete - He's still waiting for Dean.
  5. The Library Scene, in which Gabriel visits Sam with an interesting proposition (or, How Sam Became A Puppy).
  6. Sneak Preview for 'The Diary of an FBSI Agent', in which FBSI Special Agent Alexander O'Malley keeps a journal about his time in basic training with FBSI Director Bobby Singer.
Fandom: The Hobbit

Drabbles
Of Course: PG - Bilbo, Dwalin.

Fandom: The Little Mermaid

Fanart
Dying to Try, You Wanna...: PG-13, Pencil/Pencilcrayon. Created for Kink Bingo 2009. Ariel/Eric, Animalplay.

Drabbles
                    Bonus:  First Time for Everything: Podficced by Rhea314. (3:52)
Sunbathing: PG - Ariel


Fandom: The Princess Bride

Drabbles
Just for Show: Westley, Buttercup, Other
This is Easy: PG - Westley, Buttercup

One-Shots
On Board the Pirate Ship Revenge: PG (~1658) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Day-in-the-Life. "Well good night, then, Westley, and good work today. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Fandom: The Time Traveler's Wife

One-Shots
Tea Party: PG-13 (~529) - Complete - Written for Cliché Bingo 2009. Time Travel. Alba-at-fifteen glared at her. "I know," Alba-at-twenty-six said. "I was you, once, okay? Just because I'm eleven years older and I know things about your life that you don't doesn't make me any less you."

Fandom: Veronica Mars

Drabbles
Intruder: PG-13 - Duncan, Lily/Logan

One-Shots
Putting on a Show: R (~1196) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2008. Lily/Duncan, Exhibitionism. She knows that the damp makes her bra cling to her breasts, knows that he's watching the curve of her stomach as well as the light play off of her shoulder blades, and she can feel a tiny flutter of excitement in her belly.
Sweet Dreams are Made of This: PG-13 (~268) - Complete - Suddenly uneasy, Duncan had to ask. “You missed me?”.

Fandom: X-Men Movie 'verse


One-Shots
So Hold Tight, Hold Tight: NC-17 (~2161) - Complete - Gambit/Wolverine. Logan had all but kicked his sorry ass back in the alleyway, and if he isn't itching for another fight, Remy sure as hell is. He wants it, again, his adrenaline pumping, Logan's anger and rage on his face. He wants to know if it was luck, or if Logan had beaten him, fair and square -- X-Men Origins: Wolverine
(Feeling So) Vulnerable: NC-17 (~839) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Gambit/Wolverine, Bondage (held down). Remy moans and shudders into Logan's mouth, struggling at the incredible force Logan's using to keep his hands above his head. Follows So Hold Tight, Hold Tight. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
The Sacred Geometry of Chance: R (~611) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Gambit/Wolverine, Mind Control/Amnesia. Warm hands on Logan's bare shoulder, surprising and familiar all at once. The man trails his hand over Logan's skin, up to his throat, and then he's sliding his hand behind his neck, pulling Logan closer. Follows So Hold Tight, Hold Tight and (Feeling So) Vulnerable and takes place after the end of the movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Reach Out and Touch: NC-17 (~1541) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Rogue/Shadowcat, Candleplay."I'm sorry," Kitty whispers. "I know it's not enough." X2: X-Men United.
Scented Candles: R (~511) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Rogue/Shadowcat, Candleplay. This is new and exciting, for her, for Rogue to touch someone and know that they won't die for it
                    Bonus: Scented Candles: PODFIC, by anatsuno. My Kink Bingo Prize for 2009!

 
The Mercy In You: R (1140) - Complete - Kink_Bingo prize (2009) for sparrowshellcat. Wolverine/Cyclops. This doesn't feel wrong. It should.
                    Bonus: The Mercy In You, the PODFIC, by diane_mckay
Unfinished: PG-13 (~1018) - Complete - Written for sparrowshellcat . Wolverine/Cyclops. He hates Logan. He really, really does.
 
                    Bonus: Unfinished, the PODFIC, by diane_mckay

Hunger: NC-17 (~4763) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Roleplay/AU (Domestic/Tradesman), Gambit/Wolverine. He doesn't examine his motivations too closely, though, because he has a suspicion that it's not just the (unbelievable, heart-stoppingly amazing) sex that's preventing him from walking out and leaving Logan to his own devices.

Fandom: Zoolander

One-Shots
Drive: NC-17 (708) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009. Derek Zoolander/Hansel, Film/Photography. It's a little bit daunting to be seen with him, because Derek doesn't have a bad side, for all that he never turns left, both of his cheekbones are as perfectly chiseled as if god himself had carved them.
 


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